We used to go bobsledding, but eventually, we wore out Bob!
Eddie The Eagle Edwards was a British ski jumper who used to flap his arms in attempts to lengthen his jumps. He inspired such athletes as Freddie the Falcon, Connie the Condor, Fanny the Flapper, and Vinnie the Vulture before Olympic officials changed the rules to ban athletes from using innovative methods to stay aloft. Since he is much older now, he's known as Eddie The Bald Eagle.
Tiger Woods drew high ratings when he apologized for his extramarital affairs. Immediately afterwards, NBC offered him a job as a commentator so he could boost ratings for the Olympics.
Shawn White, who looks like he might be the kid brother of Carrot Top (the bad prop comedian named after a vegetable) won a gold in snowboarding.
Hockey can be funny. After all, it is the ultimate slapstick sport!
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