The Canadian Prime Minister told his country's athletes to be friendly as well as competitive. So while they want to be good hosts, they also want to kick our butts while doing it!
There's so much hype about skier Lindsey Vonn that maybe they'll just rename the city Vonncouver!
I tried curling, but then my hair fell out!
Gillian Cooke, a bobsledder, ripped her skintight uniform, revealing her buttocks. (On Youtube) She got a lot of "exposure" over this incident. She was the "butt" of many "cracks," so naturally, she "split!"
Simon Ammann, a Harry Potter lookalike, won a gold in ski jumping. With his gliding ability, he's sure to be the top pick in the next Quiddich draft!
Hockey...the hitting, the slapping, the shooting, the pushing, the shoving...and that's just in the locker room!
Canadians had trouble getting it up for the Olympics. Their torch had erectile dysfunction!
There was a guy who was such an alcoholic and he saw a sign which said Drink Canada Dry. It took him three years, but he finally did!
For gay visitors, there's always plenty of bi-athletes!
At a short track speed skating race, several people were shouting, "Oh no!" Some were cheering for Apollo, but others were upset that their guys had fallen.
One male figure skater fell down and got injured in the groin. Of course, they were playing "The Nutcracker!"
The U.S. rarely wins medals in cross country skiing mainly because the only cross country we have is the Bible Belt.
One former speedskater likes to maintain his privacy. But people still look for him and ask, "Where is Eric Heiden?"
With the boas, the feathers, the bizarre costumes, and the questionable judging, it's hard to tell figure skating from a drag queen pageant!
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