Jokes for Today

Maybe that new Star Trek film should be called Star Trek The College Days because it often seemed to be like a frat party out of control. First, Kirk gets horny with Uhura. Then Kirk gets it on with a green woman. Then Uhura and Spock make out. Uhura and Spock? I never knew there was anything between those two! What is this? Star Trek, The Sex Generation? What next? Sulu and Scotty? I guess that would give the phrase, "Beam me up, Scotty," a whole new meaning!