How do you tell if a shirt is an official Beatles shirt? When it has a Ringo around the collar!
What do you call a dessert topping for cats? Pussy Whip!
Why was the forest animal indecent? Because he always had a bear butt!
Apparently, the least played song at funerals is "Ding Dong, the witch is dead!"
I used to tell a lot of bad lies, but I'm over that. I tell much better ones now!
Our local baseball team is called the Tincaps, but everyone calls them the Potheads because they're so good on grass!
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