Jokes

The Democrats are trying a new campaign slogan. To stop Osama, Vote Obama!

Not to be outdone, the Republicans have come up with Want Bush again? Then Vote McCain!

I believe that the president's advisors have mislead him on several issues. He hates people who disagree with him so who can blame his advisors for beating around a Bush!

I've heard that Brad Pitt has two daughters, Peach Pitt and Cherry Pitt. With Angelina Jolie, her life is really the Pitts!

If you look at some of our worst presidents like Hoover, Taft, Harding, Nixon, and Bush 1 & 2, they were all conservatives. On the other side, if you look at some our best presidents like Lincoln (a liberal Republican), Theodore Roosevelt, FDR, Truman, and JFK, they were all liberals. History should tell you how to vote!