Bush thought that he knew Cheney, but as we have seen, he just didn't know Dick!
Bozo and Jesse Helms died on the same day. One was a clown who was always making a fool out of himself and the other was a tv show host!
I apologize for comparing Jesse Helms with Bozo. Please accept my apology, Bozo!
Jeremiah Wright used to be Obama's minister, but he sure turned out to be Jeremiah Wrong!
Obama doesn't really like jokes made about him. You should have seen how mad he got when someone accidently called him "Barack Osama."
I was in no hurry to see the new film, "Get Smart." Would you believe...I missed it by that much!
What if the Democrats campaigned like the Republicans did? Then you would see a POW veterans for truth group attack McCain and tell lies about his war record in Vietnam like which was similarly done to John Kerry four years ago.
Why is your s**t worth more than the president's s**t? Because a t**d in the hand is worth two in a Bush!
Why don't they let dogs in at the White House? Because they're afraid one might pee on a Bush!
Now I have the greatest respect for John McCain's suffering as a POW in Vietnam, but I think that he plays up that part of his life too much. After all, this guy has made a whole career out of getting people to feel sorry for him. I guess if being a POW has helped him win several elections, he thinks he can take his pity party all the way to the White House. But would it really make him a better president?
Those of you familiar with the Charles Dickens story, "A Christmas Carol," would probably notice that the character Ebeneezer Scrooge starts out the story as a conservative and ends up a liberal. Perhaps if every conservative was forced to work in a sweatshop for several weeks like Dickens had to, there would be a lot fewer of them!
