2010 Election Jokes

I've heard of the Tea Party and the Coffee Party, but I'm waiting for the Free Beer Party!

American conservatives may claim to be conservative, but when it comes to defense spending, they are certainly liberal.

We have the best politicians money can buy because that's the only way most of them get elected in first place.

Rep. Mark Souder of Indiana resigned after getting into a sex scandal. Evidently, some politicians take the task of "screwing the voters" too literally.

Souder said that he was very, very sorry that it happened and that he will try not to get caught again.

Dan Coats, a Washington lobbyist, is running for the U.S. Senate in Indiana. A Washington lobbyist as a U.S. Senator? Well, that would be one way to cut out the middleman.

The last time Dick Lugar ran for the U.S. Senate, the Democrats couldn't find anyone to run against him. I guess no one wanted to oppose a man whose name sounded like a gun. If anyone thinks that they can beat Lugar, they just don't know Dick.

I could believe that Sarah Palin is the leader of the Tea Party. I mean, who else could lead a tea party except for a mad hatter?

You know you've got a bad judge if he farts and yells, "Odor in the court!"

An article about Mitt Romney mistakenly said that he had five wives instead of having five sons. I guess that they just got him mixed up some of his ancestors.

Sarah Palin said that she could blow a moose away. I suppose that's either with a shotgun or with her mouth.

Sen. Scott Brown said in a speech that his daughters were available. I'm sure that they were just tickled pink that their dad told millions of people that they can't find dates.