Basketball Jokes

One player could really shoot hoops, but he used a .45!

One team could really win on the road, they just couldn't win on a court.

I know a pro who had twelve college degrees. It's easy when you make enough money to buy a university!

This one guy could play like Michael Jordan. He could play like Michael Jordan played baseball.

This guy was a real team leader...in turnovers, fouls, and arrests.

How many teams in the Big Ten? Eleven. And you wonder why some athletes can't count!

Of course, no one expects an "offensive player" to have any manners.

This one player could make any shot...as long as you gave him twenty tries!

This one player was so bad, the only baskets he could make were made out of twigs.

This one team was so bad, they had a lot of road games, but the most traveling they ever did was on the court.

One player led the league in steals...until he was arrested for burglary!

There was a team so bad, they called them the squirrels because they'd be running scared at home and get killed on the road.

There was this prospect who was a seven-footer. The only problem was he had seven left feet!

This one player could sure dribble. He could dribble so much that most of his beer ended up on the floor.

Kareem may have beaten Wilt Chamberlain's point record, but with over 5,000 women served, the Stilt was probably the all-time off court scoring champion!