Friday, September 5, 2008

Jokes for Today

I'm glad Dick Cheney won't be VP too much longer. After all, there have been too many Dicks in the White House!

Ralph Nader says he's an independent, but actually he really belongs to the TakeawayenoughvotesfromObamatohelpMcCainwin Party!

Sarah Palin said that she doesn't know what the vice president is supposed to do. A few more remarks like that and she won't have to find out anyway!

The Republicans believe in the words of Lincoln with a few changes. They prefer a government of the rich, for the rich, and by the rich!