Whatever the president does, he's between Iraq and a hard place!
Hilary is between Barack and a hard place!
Why don't they let dogs in at the White House? They're afraid that one might pee on a Bush!
Elliot Spitzer quit as governor of New York in order to become a "prostituting" attorney!
Why is your s**t worth more than the president's s**t? Because a turd in the hand is worth two in a Bush!
Why was the egg happy? Because he just got laid!
When Bush heard that he was having rice for dinner, he said, "Not Condolezza again!"
The dumb guy got injured. He saw a box marked "Rattlesnakes" so he did!
Why did Dick Cheney shoot his hunting buddy in the face? He thought he was a quail, Dan Quayle!
I heard this music called "Baroake" music, so I asked "If it's Baroake, why don't they fix it?"
